Hi boys and girls. Apparently, health and safety is a big thing at the moment – so we thought we’d make sure we advised you of all the risks of using our gear, so that you can stay safe:
Risk 1: Not to be taken. Our sticks are not food, do not try and eat them.
Risk 2: May cause addiction! In some cases, squidgy sticks may cause people to become unwilling to play with anything else. In such cases we recommend buying spares as rehab has been shown to be futile and ineffective.